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Saturday, September 10, 2005
1. what did the king say when he saw his son whispering to the plants in the garden? jack and the beans talk! (king from the pack of cards. x) )
2. which knee is the most popular of all? THIS KNEE! (disney) 3. what did the old knee say to the young knee? dont be a KIDNEY. (kid-knee) the others are UNSUITABLE WEB CONTENT. hahahaha. xD
XMXHS made it known at 10:39 PM
Thursday, July 14, 2005
okie.i have more jokes.
1)Q : what kind of flower do old people hate?
A: yan3 hua1!haha
2) Q: who has more bruises,water or wind?
A: water..coz waterfalls
3) bkgd knowledge: aMElia is ME and limin is YOU.
Q: when something happens,who gets affected 1st?
A: amelia!coz ME TO YOU.haha
oh my tian.i love the amelia one.and can u believe it?i didnt think of it.ame did.haha.
XMXHS made it known at 5:07 PM
Wednesday, July 06, 2005
BEANS JOKE DAY! yes.today is the day.haha. 060705,9.10pm.haha.we wrote our 88th joke in our xmxhs.haha
Q : whose mother is very famous?
A: PU! (pu's ma = puma)
XMXHS made it known at 9:14 PM
Saturday, July 02, 2005
FIRST TEN JOKES/RIDDLES (:
1. HUA DUO why is it that a flower likes to play hide and seek? because, HUA DUO (duo as in hide)
2. TIME why do we usually find it hard to find time to study? time is playing hide and seek with us! 3. UNDERSTANDABLE what is another word for not understandable? DERstandable (un-understandable) 4. GREENHOUSE why are there so many plants growing in limin's house? (must have background knowledge) green's house is GREENHOUSE! 5. DIFFERENTIATE why are differentiation and integration such confusing topics? it's impossible to differentiate differentiation from integration 6. LONG if raymond laosai is short, then who is long? john silvers! 7. FRUIT STALL how do you describe a trip after going to the fruit stall? fruitful (fruit-full) 8. SMELL (grace had not bathed) limin : i can SMELL you from newton! grace : because you tell a lot of lies, your nose damn long. HAHA.
9. HISTORY why are we studying HIS-tory and not HER-story. (no answer)
10. RAINBOW why does a rainbow always appear when a smart person gets back his/her results? he/she passed with flying colours!
XMXHS made it known at 1:45 PM
haha.i shall have the honour of being the 1st one to post something in this blog.haha.okiee hmm.
u must know hokkien in order to ans this ques*
Q: who will never die of dehydration?
A: Lim Zhui! in hokkien, lim zhui means drinking water.haha.so he will never die becoz he's always drinking water.haha.
haha. okie.maybe it's not VERY funny.haha
actually i forgot many of our jokes that haven't been written in the book yet.short term memory mahh.
XMXHS made it known at 4:20 AM
xiu - GRACE
smelly brown bean
min - LIMIN
big drippy fly
silver sun nu